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E hoje aqui fica uma pequena vingança à igreja católica...Já não necessitas da missa de domingo para confessares ancestrais pecados, do género: Last night, for the first time ever, I got myself off without using my own finger. Thank you vibrator. You've done what no man has done before. I even did it nude, if front of the mirror, so I could see what I look like. I actually look pretty hot... Ou mesmo: My husband and I have a great marriage and three beautiful children together. But all three were fathered by my lover, not my husband. Everyone in our family thinks my husband is the father. Only my husband, my lover and my closest girlfriend know the truth (...), Se isto te alivia, podes fazê-lo anónimamente aqui e aqui. Bom, mas se tiveres alguma dificuldade em fazê-lo na lingua de Shakespeare, pode mesmo ser AQUI!
Penitências leves. Prometo!